Frustrated Maryland Man is “So Out Of Here,” It Isn’t Even Funny

By Will McBobbins, Staff Writer

Staff writer. What the hell does that mean? Oh yeah, that's right. I do all the fucking grunt work while Linda, Wanda and Mark take all the credit. Hey, but you know what, that's OK. The checks always clear the bank. But come the day that they don't...let me just say four words.... Mark.Naked.Farm.Animals


  1. sounds like the guy needs to get to an AA class than to move anywhere. He has a problem that he needs to deal with before adding to the problems of other states.
    If he can remember what happened the night before than he seems to have a problem. Especially if alcohol is the reason of his black outs. If not he might have some type of md final issues.
    I hope he gets the help that he needs, what ever it is.

  2. Lighten up, Francis…..”The Crabwrapper is a satire news organization based in Annapolis, Maryland. The content on here, while often grounded in reality, is generally ridiculous crap that we make up and should be treated as such.”

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