New Venture: Underwater Dining in Annapolis

By Derrick Smartley, Columnist

As The Crabwrapper columnist, I have free reign to write whatever the hell I want. I am not relegated to the (faux) news. I come from out west and have to say the cold here is bullshit. I am not sure how long I will last as I tend to move around a lot (if you get my drift).

16 comments

  1. This doesn’t look like an S boat – its too round…Check yr friggin facts, Jack!

    1. The sub in that pic is photoshopped in. But you’re right, that’s not an S-boat.

    2. “The Crabwrapper is a satire news organization based in Annapolis, Maryland. The content on here, while often grounded in reality, is generally ridiculous crap that we make up and should be treated as such.”

  2. I don’t want to be ‘that guy’ but it’s intriguing to me that individuals with enough money are able to skirt the legal and financial requirements that other start-ups in and around Annapolis wouldn’t be able to avoid. Kudos to their ingenuity, but shame on the flagrant disregard for business regulations. Just because something is technically legal, should it be exploited for a profit?

    1. I love the “ominous precedent” quote from the city bureaucrat. Federal and State (MD) law will still apply. This will not be some sort of rogue, unregulated business. More over the top drama to stir the uninformed masses.

    2. “The Crabwrapper is a satire news organization based in Annapolis, Maryland. The content on here, while often grounded in reality, is generally ridiculous crap that we make up and should be treated as such.”

  3. These guys are seriously considering doing underwater dining and thats the picture they photoshop? Embarrassing execution and if that’s they effort they put into their advertising I’m afraid to think what kind of effort would be put into the actual restaurant. What’s there to see underwater in Annapolis harbor anyway, stupid idea. Who would want to be underwater when you could be looking out at the harbor, they are idiots if they actually think this is a good idea. I will say that I’m all for circumnavigating the ridiculousness of Annapolis bureaucracy but this is a little out of hand.

  5. Don’t they realize that realize our water looks like poop and you can’t see through it?

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