Ego Alley to Be Filled In, Converted to Parking Lot

By Wanda Gershwitz, Associate Editor

Oh Baby, I am a femme fatale. I am Wanda> married to Otto--oh wait, that's my doppelgänger....I get confused sometimes. Actually, I am the one in charge here at The Crabwrapper because I am currently sleeping with Mark. In that capacity, I come in late (if at all), go home early, take extended lunch breaks and no one dares to give me any shit about it.