About Us

MarkBobwartThe Crabwrapper is a satire news organization based in Annapolis, Maryland. The content on here, while often grounded in reality, is generally ridiculous crap that we make up and should be treated as such. While we strive to maintain neutrality in the stories we present on the site, be warned that we don’t really care about neutrality, when it is all said and done. We will try to give disclosure when appropriate.

Learn a little more about your hometown news team by visiting our pages. And make sure you follow us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Google+ (is that really relevant…they say we need it for SEO and God forbid we piss off the Google Gods) and YouTube!


Mark Bobwart
And the rest of the lackeys…