Derrick Smartley, Columnist

DerrickSmartleyAs The Crabwrapper columnist, I have free reign to write whatever the hell I want without regard to any kind of facts or ideology. “I think that the Climate Change debate reflects the Pro-Choice paradigm of the socialist movement in a post-racial economic environment that is channeled by those who ascribe to a slow, but steady, global free market collapse.” I wrote that after three glasses of merlot mixed with 10 mg of Melatonin. I have no idea what it means, but I guarantee that it is brilliant. And I have a ton more where that came from.

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