Author Archive: Will McBobbins, Staff Writer

Staff writer. What the hell does that mean? Oh yeah, that's right. I do all the fucking grunt work while Linda, Wanda and Mark take all the credit. Hey, but you know what, that's OK. The checks always clear the bank. But come the day that they don't...let me just say four words.... Mark.Naked.Farm.Animals

rss feed Twitter

Author's Website

Community Rallies Around Annapolis Yacht Club Members

Community Rallies Around Annapolis Yacht Club Members

It’s been a little over three weeks since the Annapolis Yacht Club, a cultural icon of its namesake city, was destroyed by a massive fire, one that took hours to get under control. Fortunately, there were no injuries or loss of life, as there were no members in the building at the time while staff […]

Annapolis to Add Ward to Represent Developers

Annapolis to Add Ward to Represent Developers

In an report submitted to City Hall earlier this week, the Annapolis Ward Boundary and Redistricting Commission has recommended adding an additional ward to the existing eight that currently comprise the city. However, this new ward will have no physical boundaries and will quickly surpass Ward One in terms of influence and affluence. In response […]

November 16, 2015 | By | Reply More
Maryland to Begin Taxing Halloween Treats

Maryland to Begin Taxing Halloween Treats

This year, Halloween will not only be bad for Marylanders’ teeth, but for their wallets, as well. Earlier this week, the Maryland Department of Assessments and Taxation announced that the state tax of 6% will be levied on the candy that children collect while trick-or-treating in the state on Halloween. A New Spin On an Old […]

October 23, 2015 | By | 1 Reply More
Annapolis to Divest Itself of Nearly All Wards

Annapolis to Divest Itself of Nearly All Wards

In a move that he says “reflects the fiscal realities of 2015, Annapolis Mayor Michael Pantelides says he wants Annapolis to divest itself of nearly all wards. He announced his plan yesterday and is in the initial stages of forming an appointed task force to study the process of how to divest the city of most of […]

July 13, 2015 | By | Reply More
Annapolis Announces the Opening of Drying Center

Annapolis Announces the Opening of Drying Center

Annapolis Mayor Michael Pantelides announced that the City of Annapolis will open the Pip Moyer Recreation Center the week of June 28 as a drying center from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m.  The Center is located at 273 Hilltop Lane in Annapolis and residents utilizing the facility as a drying center will not have access […]

June 28, 2015 | By | Reply More
Rangers Defeat Capitals in Overtime…Marylanders Mystified

Rangers Defeat Capitals in Overtime…Marylanders Mystified

Rangers defeat Capitals in OT! The New York Rangers rallied during overtime last night to defeat the Washington Capitals 2-1 during Game 7 of the Eastern Conference semifinals Wednesday at Madison Square Garden. The Rangers advance to the conference finals against the Tampa Bay Lightning. While Ranger fans, who have not seen a Stanley Cup […]

Saint Patrick’s Day Flops in Maryland This Year

Saint Patrick’s Day Flops in Maryland This Year

Traditionally, Saint Patrick’s Day has always been one of the biggest bar nights of the year across the country, attracting millions of revelers, whether Irish or not. And Maryland has been no exception to that trend, until this year when, inexplicably, bars across the state remained largely empty. “I can’t figure it out, said Matt […]

March 19, 2015 | By | Reply More
Annapolis Department of Transportation Approves Toll At Spa Creek Bridge

Annapolis Department of Transportation Approves Toll At Spa Creek Bridge

Do you live south of Spa Creek? If so, your visit to downtown Annapolis will cost you three dollars as of May 1. In a convoluted decision-making process, the Annapolis Department of Transportation was able to bypass city council and the Maryland Department of Public Works to institute the toll, which will go effect immediately […]

Frustrated Maryland Man is “So Out Of Here,” It Isn’t Even Funny

Frustrated Maryland Man is “So Out Of Here,” It Isn’t Even Funny

Lifetime Maryland resident, Todd Flynn, 44, of Pasadena notified his friends on Saturday night that he “is so out of here,” as he is tired of high taxes and fees. Flynn made the statement after loudly shushing the crowd at a party held at his former brother-in-law’s home off Jumper’s Hole Road following the viewing […]

St. John’s College Professor Discovers New Number

St. John’s College Professor Discovers New Number

The eyes of the mathematical world are on Annapolis today as a St. John’s professor announced the discovery of a new number this morning. Dr. Jay Jupiter Moonglow, chair of the Department of Theoretical Anthropological Mathematics made his declaration during an impromptu press conference in the faculty restroom while wearing his pajamas. Discovery Of New […]

March 12, 2015 | By | Reply More

Like it here? Please spread the word :)