Contact

crab1General Contact
We accept helpful news tips, praises, and most general questions. If you have one of those–or a subpoena, bitch, or a request for cheap, meaningless but incredibly awesome sex–by all means fill out the form!**

**We probably won’t read anything you send, but if the subject is intriguing–maybe. All hate mail will be responded to with flaming bags of dog feces tossed on your doorstep the following business day–Fedex has nothing on us!

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Physical address: Yeah, like we might have a real office. And we might give you the address right here on the site. Not a chance! We all work remotely. But, if you need to send us something (unmarked 20s or alcohol are preferred) contact us via the methods above, and we’ll go from there.