Tag: Maryland
Maryland to Begin Taxing Halloween Treats
This year, Halloween will not only be bad for Marylanders’ teeth, but for their wallets, as well. Earlier this week, the Maryland Department of Assessments and Taxation announced that the state tax of 6% will be levied on the candy that children collect while trick-or-treating in the state on Halloween. A New Spin On an Old […]
Pumpkin Spice Shortage Impacts Maryland Residents
Of all the harbingers of autumn that start to emerge as summer begins to peter out and the kids go back to school, none has become more ubiquitous over the past five years than the appearance of pumpkin spice-flavored…well…everything. But just weeks before the official start of fall in Maryland, some shocking news may put […]
Sizing Changes Coming for Maryland Blue Crabs
For years, native Marylanders and tourists, alike, had but two choices when ordering crabs: #1s or #2s…also knows as large or medium. “Small” as a size disappeared in regard to crabs in the 1980s, at the same time as other offerings such as fast food french fries, fountain drinks, and pizzas. However, with a surge […]
Maryland Dad Sings Praises of Cargo Shorts
Fashion trends come and go, but don’t tell that to Kevin “Murph” Murphy, a forty-six year old father of three from Montgomery Village, Maryland, who owns over eleven pairs of cargo shorts and three pairs of crocs. “When I was in high school, my dad dressed like an ass. And it embarrassed the hell out […]
O’Malley is in! The Crabwrapper had first look at speech
Martin O’Malley made it official. He is running for President. However, in a Crabwrapper Exclusive two weeks ago we came across O’Malley’s draft of the announcement. We have obtained what appears to be an early draft of Martin O’Malley’s remarks announcing that he will be seeking Presidential bid in 2016. Most media, including the Baltimore Sun and the […]
EXCLUSIVE: O’Malley’s Announcement Leaked Today
In a Crabwrapper Exclusive… Martin O’Malley’s announcement was leaked this morning . We have obtained what appears to be an early draft of Martin O’Malley’s remarks announcing that he will be seeking Presidential bid in 2016. Most media, including the Baltimore Sun and the Washington Post have indicated that O’Malley plans to make a formal announcement about his presidential […]
Rangers Defeat Capitals in Overtime…Marylanders Mystified
Rangers defeat Capitals in OT! The New York Rangers rallied during overtime last night to defeat the Washington Capitals 2-1 during Game 7 of the Eastern Conference semifinals Wednesday at Madison Square Garden. The Rangers advance to the conference finals against the Tampa Bay Lightning. While Ranger fans, who have not seen a Stanley Cup […]
Internet Commentor Knows How To Quell Baltimore Riots
Baltimore was catapulted into the national eye two weeks ago when it was rocked by protests and riots that brought the troubled city to a standstill and required the National Guard to restore order after several Baltimore riots broke out. The unrest, sparked by the death of Freddie Gray while in police custody, mirrored similar controversies […]
Maryland Co-Capitals: Annapolis and Ocean City
In a shocking announcement, Senate President Mike Miller announced that Annapolis and Ocean City would soon become Maryland Co-Capitals. For the first time in this nation’s history, a state will have co-capitals, rather than a single center of governmental operations, as has been tradition for almost 240 years. In less than two months, Maryland will […]
Soft-Porn Showcase Debuts This Morning At Annapolis Film Festival
The Annapolis Film Festival has grown steadily over the past three years as more varied, acclaimed, and controversial filmmakers have been attracted to this fledgling event in the sleepy town along the banks of the Chesapeake Bay. This year, a last minute Sunday showcase will test the mettle of the town’s gentry by highlighting films […]
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